Soup du Jour

I’ve never been a food connoisseur. My favorite eating places in St. Petersburg are Taco Bell, Po Folks, and Denny’s. Here is a poem I composed regarding my restaurant preferences:

I love to eat out every time I possibly can,
Don’t want to cook, or toss or baste, just sit and lift my hand;
And simple food is all I want, none of this fancy stuff,
Just feed my face till I can feel that I have had enough.
Throughout the years, a friend and I have eaten out a lot,
I really do not fuss at all unless the food’s not hot;
He likes the fancy restaurants where menus are in “Greek;”
Then I must figure out what is just plain ol’ charbroiled steak.
The salads come with vinaigrette; I want just good ol’ Ranch,
I’d never heard of turbadoes which cause my cheeks to blanch;
I learned that vichyssoise’s a soup, served cold instead of hot,
Why in the world a soul would choose a cold soup–I would not.
I love my taters hot or cold; they serve just pome de terre,
I search and search the menu, but potatoes are not there;
I ask for cake with ice cream, but they serve it a la mode,
How is a man to eat when every menu is in code?
So give me Subway sandwiches and Checkers with French fries,
Don’t give me au gratin, garçon; it’s cheese I idolize;
My taste is so plebeian that I truly want it plain,
To analyze the language of a menu strains my brain.

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About bobosbest

I am a 79-year-old retired English teacher whose writing goals are fulfilled by publishing these blogs. I have a wonderful married partner, Dimitris Tsitsiras, who is from Greece. Life is good and still an adventure.
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2 Responses to Soup du Jour

  1. EIDO DIGATI says:

    a little strained as poetry…not one of your best! Eido

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