Pelican Poop

Nobody likes to be pooped on. When I came out of my gym recently, the car in front of me appeared to have been bombed on by pelicans. Believe me, pelicans are big birds, and they can unload massive “bombs.” My car was not plagued by pelican poop but by excrement from bees. I never see any bees so how in the world can bees be bombarding my car? I don’t know except they do. Bee poop is not white (like pelican poop) but yellow. This morning, I found the library couldn’t keep me busy while I was volunteering so I left and took my car to a car wash. Wow! Does it ever look like new after being de-pooped, well-worth the $13.99 wash. However, I know that it will happen again. How can I complain when the people in the northeast part of our country are still trying to recover from the effects of Hurricane Sandy. They have REAL problems, much more serious than bird poop on their cars.


About bobosbest

I am an 80-year-old retired English teacher whose writing goals are fulfilled by publishing these blogs. I have a wonderful married partner, Dimitris Tsitsiras, who is from Greece. Life is good and still an adventure.
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