Jim and John and Lou (repeat)

I have a friend named John who has a pet peeve. He cannot stand for someone to use the phrase, “going to the john,” when it refers to using the bathroom. His being upset by that usage is reason for him to be confrontational, even to the point of embarrassing someone. I have humored him, trying my best not to use the phrase accidentally although it has certainly been part of my phraseology since childhood. I have tried to argue with John that the Brits say they are going to the loo (although they don’t spell it Lou) and that he has no fear of someone using the term “dick” to refer to a penis. Nevertheless, he has remained adamant regarding that usage.

Recently, he told me that he never wants to hear anyone talk about going to the gym. According to him, he doesn’t like exercise, gets plenty of it working around the house, and is tired of hearing reports of gymnastic exercising. I tried to reason with him, reminding him of my disinterest in antiques and my having been trapped once at his house when everyone was oohing and aahing over antiques. That did not assuage his opinion that all of the people with whom he carries on conversations should refrain from mentioning the gym or exercise. As I thought about John’s phobias, I decided to test his ability to laugh at himself and wrote him the following: “I know you don’t like to hear someone say they’re going to the ‘john,’ but are you going to be so narrow-minded that your friends now can’t say we’re going to the ‘jim’?”

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About bobosbest

I am a 79-year-old retired English teacher whose writing goals are fulfilled by publishing these blogs. I have a wonderful married partner, Dimitris Tsitsiras, who is from Greece. Life is good and still an adventure.
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One Response to Jim and John and Lou (repeat)

  1. Bob livesey says:

    It appears to me that john should make a trip tp the Lou and attempt to relieve the constipation of the mind he apparently suffers, at which point he would feel a little more Mary, and a little less Jimmy.

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